Have we found a modern example of the much fabled sasquatch? We were shocked to find this creature apparently spreading fertilizer while we were doing the Li'l Red photo shoot. We think what he is doing is a ruse to blend into the modern homosapiens species. Notice how he surrounds himself with "Nature", evidenced by the large trees, well cared for lawn, and bushes marking the outer extents of his territory. To further this facade he, thankfully, wears clothes. We were too afraid of reprisal (ie bodily harm) to sneak over and look for prints or stool samples...